It all happened in P.E.

hello fans, this is tommy. i have bad news; i...sprained my pinky! i was doing some basket ball drills in P.E. and i caught the ball wrong. it crushed my poor pinky against the palm of my hand! My pinky swelled up to the size of a bowling ball! now i have a giant cast on my hand.

p.s. I'll have pictures soon

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Where's that dog huntin' cat?!

Joke of the week

Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them says, "Man, that's a deep hole!"
Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast!
The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!".
So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened.
"Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked.
The farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?"
The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat.
The farmer said, "Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat is really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I have him tied to a big, old cinder block."

Tommy's arcade

hello,
this is tommy. and I've got something for you. Video gammes! just go to the very bottom of the page and click on play.

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1)I'm not going out like this


2)I know the sum of 8,000,000,953 + 4,009 X 9,807,672 - 500,987,097 do you ? huh. huh.


3)I can not believe I'm doing this for 5.50 an hour!


4)Hyyyaaaa! there new jet li in town!

Joke of the week

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
Any kind! A house can't jump!

John: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Ron: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper ?
John: What good would that do, she can't read!

What do you get when you give a T-Rex a pogo stick?
Huge holes in your drive way

Barney: Why did the Triceratops cross the road ?
Billy: He didn't, the chicken crossed the road .
Barney: Well, why did the chicken cross the road ?
Billy: To get away from the Triceratops !

Music

I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish.com.