Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
Any kind! A house can't jump!
John: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Ron: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper ?
John: What good would that do, she can't read!
What do you get when you give a T-Rex a pogo stick?
Huge holes in your drive way
Barney: Why did the Triceratops cross the road ?
Billy: He didn't, the chicken crossed the road .
Barney: Well, why did the chicken cross the road ?
Billy: To get away from the Triceratops !
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